Are You Ghetto? (Part 4)

404. You know how to melt "Government" cheese.

405. You got angry because the Government stopped the cheese program.

406. Everytime you make macaroni and cheese, you feel a need to comment on how nothing makes it better than "Gobment Cheese".

407. You know how to melt Government cheese.

408. You are always eating at other people's houses, but never bring anything.

409. You're at church and people can tell what you had for dinner by the smell of your coat.

410.You rudely fart so hard in church during the sermon, that not only do you lose some 'friends' with it and "STANK", but totally grossed out and offended the folks sitting in back of you.

411. Nobody in your wedding can really fit in their dress, including the bride.

412. Your wedding dress is also a maternity dress.

413. Your wedding march is actually a MARCH.

414. There are more guests at your reception than they were at your wedding.

415. Your reception meal is cooked by the bride's mother.

416. There are more people in your wedding than in the audience.

417. Everyone's exes are invited, because their all remarried to someone else in the family.

418. Someone at your funeral tries to climb in the coffin

419. The deceased and the widow are wearing matching outfits.

420. If more than 3 people thinks that he/she is the current spouse of the deceased - that's seriously ghetto, period.

421. The majority of the flowers at the burial site are plastic and/or taken back the following day.

422. You take Polaroid pictures of the deceased.

423. Nobody knew the deceased by his real name ("Who's Ravon Williams III, I thought his real name was Bookie?")

424. Most of the mourners comment that the deceased did'nt look that good when he was alive, but looks great in the coffin.

425. You ask strangers to take a picture with you, and then tell all your friends that was someone you actually dated.

426.Your relatives try to kick you out of their house and you try to remind them how you paid the last 2 month's rent by sharing food stamps.

427. You go to pick up your welfare check and your sister asks if you could bring her's too.

428.You always ask for foil and paper plates at the end of the dinner party because you want to take some food back for "Mamma Nem".

429. You have more than 3 Q's in your first name.

430. Your child can spell better than you.

431. You always put salt on your food BEFORE you taste it.

432. You have to watch TV through your neighbor's window.

433. You have to chain up your bike inside your own house.

434. You're very ghetto and tacky if you wear socks with high heels or with sandals.

435. You have relatives named "T.T.", "Ray-Ray", "Pumpkin", "Pookie", "La La" or "Junebug".

436. You have more than 20 bullet holes in your wall.

437. You brag about how many times you've been shot.

438. Something smells spoiled in your refrigerator and all you do is change the box of baking soda.

439. You can out run a police dog.

440. You put hangers with loose foil on top of your TV.

441. You put books under your bed post to keep it at level.

442. You wear a 'du-rag' at formal events.

443. When you used up all your minutes on a phone card, instead of buying a new one - you try making up new numbers.

444. The TV show "Cops" is filmed in your location on a regular basis.

445. You buy more hair than you'll ever grow.

446. You use your hair weave more than once.

447. You eat cold cereal out of a cooking pot.

448. You use a plastic shower cap as a sandwich bag.

449. All your friends call your kids nicknames because they can't pronounce the 12 syllable name you made upfor them when they were born.

450. Your diet contains more than 75% of fried chicken, candy and chips.