Still Ghetto? (Part 2)
Still Got More Ghetto?....
(More Reasons To Tell You Might Be A Blackneck)
102. You have fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lashes and talkin' 'bout you want a "real" man.
103. You own a "eagle's nest" wig.
104. You still use NuNile.
105. Your mother has plastic on her furniture that can cut you.
106. You have blocks of Government cheese in your freezer.
107. You wrap presents in newspaper.
108. You use Crisco to grease your scalp.
109. You're ever told you kids "Santa Clause" was on a fixed income.
110. You still get Easter outfits.
111. You wear your Easter outfit to school the next day.
112. You cook with lard.
113.The roaches in your house know the "electric slide" (Note: This means the roaches in your house run when the lights come on)
114. There's chicken bones under your bed.
115. There is dirty dishes stacked up in your sink for weeks.
116. You drive up to church service blasting the unedited version of rap music and everyone can hear it.
117. You "barrow" license plates.
118. Every time you don't get your way in anything, you make an excuse by blaming the fact of being 'black'.
119. You can out run a cop in high heels.
120. You left Las Vegas mad because there was no domino table.
121. If you call your grandmother "Nana", you're ghetto.
122. You use flashlights in your car because you have no head lights.
123. You're a female, and look at other womens hair and can tell what color-code their weave is.
124. You're female, and everyone in the neighborhood comes to your house to get their hair done- and your not even a cosmotologist.
125. Your Rolex only cost $20.
126. The car you own cost more than your house.
127. Any of the following is your favorite car: Dodge neon, Honda Civic, Pontiac SunFire, Cadillac Escalade, or Honda Accord.
128. You're always wearing a hair net and you don't work in a cafeteria.
129. You have to tie on broken jewelry to keep it on.
130. You don't donate to canned food or used clothes drives because you know the proceeds just go back to your family anyway.
131. You steal a TV antenna just to get those 2 free local channels.
132.You wear a pair of eye contacts 5 times longer than the box says you're suppose to last because you too cheap to get new ones.
133. If your chicken taste like fish, and your fish taste like chicken because you used the same grease since Thanksgiving, your ghetto -period.
134. You use seasoning salt every time you eat.
135. If you have ever been beaten with a shoe, tree branch or a belt out in public (Kmart,Wal-Mart or just out in the street), you're ghetto.
136. You eat Koolaid fresh from the pack.
137. You take a plastic bag full of clothes to a sleep-over.
138. You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
139. The rats in your house ate up all your drugs.
140. If your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
141. You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
142. Your senior prom had a daycare.
143. People can tell how many kids you have by how looking at how many rings that's on your bath tub.
144. You still suck your thumb and you over 20 years old.
