Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.

When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.

When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.

America is the greatest, freest and most decent society in existence. It is an oasis of goodness in a desert of cynicism and barbarism. This country, once an experiment unique in the world, is now the last best hope for the world.

America will never run... And we will always be grateful that liberty has found such brave defenders.

The genius of the United States is not best or most in its executives or legislatures, nor in its ambassadors or authors or colleges, or churches, or parlors, nor even in its newspapers or inventors, but always most in the common people.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.