Crazy Ways to Annoy Your Roommates

1. Carry an electric fan around all the time. Speak into it.

2. Fake a heart attack. When your roommates get the paramedics to come, pretend act like nothing ever happend.

3. Use the toilet and never flush it.

4. Do all your homework sitting in the bathroom using the toilet as a desk.

5.Everytimeyou wake up, start yelling, "Oh my God, Where the Hell amI! "and runaround the room a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks about it , swear you don't know what he/she is talking about.

7. Carve grotesque, morbid, and/or erotic picture into your bedframe with a knife.

8.Eat a bag of marshmellows before you go to bed. The next day, spray 3 bottles of whipped cream all over your room floor, and say you got sick at night.

9.Get a copy of your roommate's car keys. At night,turn their car around in the parking space. The next night, move it to next space. After a few days of doing that, move his/her car to a completely different parking lot.

10. Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho-Hos in the bottom of the trash can. When you get hungry -root around in the trash, find the food and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get a chance to finish the food, demand that he/she reimburse you for it.

11. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet, and accuse them of stealing it.

12. Insist that everyone in your dorm recite the "Pledge Of Allegiance" out loud every morning.

13. Invite a homeless person to sleep in your roommate's bed when they're away.

14. Leave Kleenexes dipped in mayonnaise on the floor and show all your guests how disgusting your roommates really are.

15. Let mice loose in the dorm apartment, and claim that the place is infested.

16.Letyour alarm clock go off early in the morning and refuse to turn it off. when your roommate comments, pretend you did'nt hear anything.

17.Make a sandwich, don't eat it and leave it in the middle of the hallway. Ignore the sandwich. Wait untill your roommate gets rid of it, then say, "Hey, where the hell is my sandwich!? And complain loudly that you are hungry all day long.

18. Make rice for dinner. Pause suddently, spit out a mouthful of rice and scream, "Maggots, maggots!!" while everyone is sitting at the kitchen table. Then run back to your room crying.

19. Plant grass seeds in the carpet and yell at your roommates every time they step in your room. Put up a "Please Don Not Walk On Grass" sign.

20. Punch a hole in the TV. Sit and watch it anyway, but start complaining about the poor picture quality.

21. Read the phone book out loud and excitedly ("Frank Johnson! Oh wow! 985-2365, Holy cow!")

22.Everytime the phone rings, turn up the stereo at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance your roommate. If he/she gets mad and asks why, say "Oh that damn Hypnotist...."

23. If your roommate has cans of Chef-Boyardee, buy dog food in similar-size cans - then switch the lables.

24.Paint abstract paintings, and title the names like "Roommate dying in a car crash" or "Roommate getting hit by a train". Comment often how much you love those paintings.

25. Pretend that your arms have been amputated, and insist you "cannot wipe".