Original Yo Momma Jokes

1. Yo Momma's house is so small, I stuck the key in the door and stabbed 4 people inside.

2. Yo Momma's such a drunk if i was'nt for the olive in her martini glass, she'd never eat.

3. Yo Momma's like a hockey player, she does'nt change her pads after 4 periods.

4. Yo Momma's house is so nasty, I have to fight the roaches for the TV remote.

5. Yo Momma's so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.

6. Tell yo momma the 70's called - they what their afro back.

7. Yo Momma's like a gas station toilet - she's dirty, always broke and full of shit.

8. The only 'T' everyone's wearing in yo momma's neighborhood is POVERTY.

9. Yo Momma's so black people lose her at night.

10. Yo Momma's so stupid she thinks Dick Chaney is a way to keep a man around.

11. Yo Momma's so dirty, the hair on her half - bald head are yelling "Hell No - We Won't Grow! Hell No - We Won't Grow!"

12. Yo Momma's so stupid, she goes to the mall and tries to be the Judge at the food court.

13. Yo Momma's so nasty, she got kicked out of Red Lobster for bringing her crabs.

14. I bought Yo Momma on Ebay.

15. Yo Momma's so fat, not even Jesus could lift her spirits.