Ghetto Phrases
Ghetto Slogans
You Know You Are Ghetto if You Say These Following Phrases........
If you still swear anything still says "Whoop, There It Is!"
"Ain't no shame in my game"
"Wuzz up"
"What crackin'"
"I know dats right!"
"True dat"
"whatever floats on your boat"
"I'm a gonna open a can of whoop-ass on you"
"You go girl!"
"What happenin' "
"I'll slap the taste out ya mouth"
"I love me some him"
If you always use these ghetto words, "Biotch", "bizznatch", or "Hoochie"
You know you're ghetto when the first word that came out of your mouth was "Yo"
If someone yells "Pookie" in your house and 5 people turn around.
If you cain't (Kant) spell "can't"
It's low class if you refer to your significant other as "Ma BabyMama" or "Ma BabyDaddy"
If your mama's ever told you -
"You ain't gone party on saturday night, and can't get up in the morin' to worship the Lord."
Ghetto folks think that full gospel as "Ghetto Gospel"
If you refer to the hair on the nape of your neck as the "Kitchen"
It's ghetto to refer to anything as one of the following: DO-HICKEY, THING-A-MA-JIG, WHOSEYWHATS or WHATCHAMACALLIT.
Referring to getting drunk with any of the following: 'Messed up', 'Toasted', 'Towe-up-from-da-flo'-up', 'ripped', and 'buzzed'.
If you always declare, "I loved-ed my man, even when he did his time upstate (in jail) for me"
If you ever said that the deceased has "Slipped Away"
If you refer to going to jail is "Keepin' it real"
Ghetto Mispronunced Words
If you wear anything that says "RIP TUPAC" or "Ain't No Limit"
When you refer to the wind as the "Hawk"
When you still refer to the Dresser as the "Bureau"
You're still ghetto when your refer to the refrigerator as an "Ice Box"
"Ambalamps" - Ambulance
"Skrimps" or "Strimps" - Shrimp
"Skreet" - Street
"Axe" - Ask
"Looked-Dead" - Look Dead
"Zinc" - Sink
"Alblums" - Albums, what we used before CDs.
"Showliz" - 'That sure is'
"Wayment" - Wait a minute
Nem-Contraction for 'and them' (ex. "I cain't wait 'till Marquita nem get here")
Member-of or pertaining to a recollection (ex. Y'all know the time?)
"Compootah" - Computer
"Sckraight" - Straight
"Can I get those 7 digits"
"Is you married?"
You spell 'the' as 'da' ...or finish words with "-a" or "ah" that normally end in "er".
