Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so hairy that Tarzan couldn't get through her bush.

Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

Yo' momma so hairy, she went to the doctor and said "I got hair on my chest." "How far down does it go?" "All the way down to my dick."

Yo' momma so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner!

Your momma's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

Yo' momma so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said 'sex', she wrote "not lately."

Yo' momma so nasty, she can grow flowers out of her buttcrack!

Yo' momma so ugly, her vibrator went soft!

Your momma so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection!

Yo momma got sacked from a sperm bank for drinking on the job!

Yo momma so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, "Hey it comes with cable!"

Yo Momma is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo' momma so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo' momma so hairy, she has to part her hair to take a crap!

Yo' momma so ugly, when two men broke into her house and she yelled, ''RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE'' and they yelled ''NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!''

Yo momma is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

Yo momma's so dumb she jumped off a building in attempt to fly because she thought her maxi pad had wings.

Yo momma's so dumb she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds.

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Keith Sweat was a Body Odor.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought the TV guide was directions to get to the television.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought WIC meant welfare is cool.

Yo momma's so dumb she took a coloring book with her to see The Color Purple.

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.

Yo momma's so dumb that under Education on her job apllication she put Hooked on Phonics.

Yo momma's so dumb when asked on an application Sex? she marked M F and sometimes Wednesday too.

Yo momma's so poor her doormat doesnt say Welcome it says Welfare.

Yo momma's so poor I caught her trying to use food stamps in a gumball machine.

Yo momma's so poor I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the Lord cause we got heat.

Yo momma's so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed Whos taking down the drapes?

Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and she gave me two sticks I asked her what the sticks were for and she said Ones to hold up the ceiling the other is to fight off the roaches.

Yo momma's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.

Yo momma's got a glass leg with KoolAid in it.

Yo momma's got fake hair fake eyes and fake nails talkin 'bout she wants a real man.

Yo momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.

Yo momma's got more crack than Harlem, NY.

Yo momma's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Yo momma's got more weave than a dog in traffic.

Yo momma's got so much weave AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps.

Yo momma's breath so stank we don't know whether you need gum or toilet paper.

Yo momma's breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts.

Yo momma's drawers are so dirty the roaches check in but they don't check out.

Yo momma's hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo momma's has so much hair on her upper lip she braids it.

Yo momma's like spoiled milk fat and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty her 'Sure' deodorant is now Confused..

Yo momma's so dirty she gives me ring around the swimming pool.

Yo momma's so dirty when her drill sergant said hit the dirt everyone started hitting her.

Yo momma's so dirty you can tell her age by the rings underneath her armpits.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks her butt claps .

Yo momma's so big she uses interstate I-95 for a Slip n Slide.

Yo momma's so fat and stupid her waist size is larger than her IQ.

Yo momma's so fat if she weighed five more pounds she could get group insurance.

Yo momma's so fat she made Richard Simmons cry.

Yo momma's so fat she once went on a seafood diet, whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo momma's so fat she put on a red outfit and people mistaked her for the KoolAid man.

Yo momma's so fat she sat on the Bible and Jesus popped out.

Yo momma's so fat she sweats Crisco.

Yo momma's so fat they had to install speed bumps at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yo momma's so fat when I yell KoolAid she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo momma's so nasty a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent.

Yo momma's so stank she made Right Guard go left Speed Stick slow down and Ban come off strike.

Yo' mama so stinky, she gets sour dough yeast infection!